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August 5, 2021
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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For those who have become addicted to Covid fear porn, today’s episode is brought to you by NIH Director Dr. Anthony Fauci who is warning about a new (not yet in existence) Covid variant that he predicts could be even more contagious & deadlier than the current Delta variant. Of course, that warning should only scare you if you assume that those who have already been vaccinated (150 million) or have had and recovered from an actual Covid infection (200 million+ by CDC estimate) will have almost no immunity to this new strain.
Fauci fears that a variant worse than delta is coming, says COVID-19 cases may double. Article here.
So are you afraid of the boogeyman? You have been saying this for some time now but this is the first autopsy proving what you talked about. Have there been others you know of? This guy died 25 days after the vaccine but it appears the cause was his body reacted to get exposed to CoVid and then overwhelmed his organs. We have talked about a coming wave of vaccine-related problems/deaths. Is this what you expect to happen?
Autopsy on Dead Body of COVID-19 Vaccinated Individual Reveals Spike Proteins in Every Organ. Article here.
Part One Interview here.
Video on Rent Moratorium
Sturgis vs Lalapalooza
The left is full of Hypocrites! Comments here.
John Tabacco talked about his new show, airing every Saturday at 10 PM on Newsmax TV. He is also running for office in New York because of the lockdowns. His new show “Wise Guys” will feature perspectives unheard of from the rest of the establishment media.
“…and he should be in jail.” more comments here.
Joined the Conversation
Dave from Thornton commented about trying to shame people who went to Sturgis. John added on how the left doesn’t mind shutting down the things they don’t like and keep things open they do like. The Covid data shows that it is not as deadly as the Dr. Faucis of the world wants us to think it is.
What happens to stupid Lefties. Comments here.
FAA Urges Airports To Stop Alcohol ‘To Go’ Amid Spike In Unruly Passengers. Article here.
What they really need to do is Get Rid of the Mask Mandate! Comments here.
John from Cheyenne called in about his wife who is a flight attendant and her experience.
Joined the Conversation
Mark called in about the illegals crossing the border. “An invasion of voters”
JD called in about the lack of coins in circulation and asked about Paul Leuenberger for insurance.
Bill called in and commented about people who own more than one car and car insurance.
The Lack of Constitutionality
Liz Mair talked about the eviction moratorium, and Liberals pressing for non-vaccinated people to be added to the no-fly list.
Joined the Conversation
Mark called in about private property rights and contract rights.
Mike called in and gave John a thank you for how he has been covering covid. He always wants honesty from the government.
Dave delivers things to a lot of apartments and what he found out about the eviction moratorium
Scott Garliss – Stansberry Research
ADP employment numbers and what they might mean for monthly job numbers tomorrow. ADP disappointed (330k versus the 690k estimate) and the number weakened versus last month, but still saw gains. This means the Fed doesn’t have to rush to pull back on stimulus and hike rates.
Manufacturing: ISM manufacturing data pointing to a switch from manufacturing consumption to services sector consumption.
Stock Market (that’s really what it’s all about): Goldman Sachs, which has one of the best strategy teams on Wall Street, took its S&P 500 target up to 4,700 for this year from 4,300. That’s around 7% upside from here.
Share buyback announcements have totaled $683 billion YTD, the second-largest total on record at this point in the calendar year.
U.S. money market funds have AUM of $5.4 trillion, more than $1 trillion above balances at the start of 2020.